video games actually come at three price points these days:
$20-30 — a video game that costs $20 or $30
$60-70 — $60 to $150, depending on how many missing pieces there are
$0 — you will be relentlessly punished until you give them at least $500
i posted this on bluesky and people are trying to Correct Me now
did you know that Stardew Valley is $15? that's less than $20!
@saddestrobots classic nerd behavior, not seeing a joke as a joke even if it's true
@saddestrobots I will say though, you brought this upon yourself by posting on bluesky
@sexybenfranklin
ah, right. i am being punished by god
@saddestrobots Aggressive nerds responding to you with "Um akshually" on mastodon dot com; Vile, contemptible, should be banished from your sight immediately
Those same nerds on Bluesky: Deserved, a penance for your sins, your cross to bear, may god have mercy on your soul