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10 years ago we had Steve Man's Sky, Johnny Sleep Till Brooklyn, and Bob Country For Old Men

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a Gadsden Flag (but the snake is on a snowmobile) [captioned FULL SEND ON ME]

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Dream 

[Ben Franklin is driving a mid-2000s Honda Civic]

Me, in the dream: wait. That's not right at all

[Ben Franklin is now driving a Model T]

Me: ok there we go

my neck, my back
destroyed by logic and fact

While you were studying the blade, I was studying the WAV audio file format

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What's the name of the Wayne's World themed Eeveelution? 

Parteon

my neck, my back
my music stored as FLAC

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blue origin? how about yellow destination (the sun)

after Pride Month, it's Tom Clancy's Regular Six

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Pronouncing "microwave" so it rhymes with "Rico Suave"

🎶 girlfriend Strega Nona, I know, I know

🎶 girlfriend in a blockchain, I know, I know,

cool thing about reverse-chronological social media is reading all the jokes about a global CDN outage before finding out there is a global CDN outage 💫

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The second rule of Smores Town is: HAVE A NICE DAY.