Touk @touk@smores.town
superhero of saladcore. NYS
follow reqs OK but please have at least a pic and some posts! bio and introductions help too
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Joined May 2020
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Wouldst thou like to limp... debizkitly?
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Are You There Aliens, It's Me Mulder
wood chipper? no, wood glum
Epic Clapbackles of History
not MY Alderman 😤
Touk
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I think there should be a cooling off period for putting someone on your "celebrity I can cheat on my spouse with" list. Like buying a gun, you gotta wait some time after you put them on your list. Makes sure you're really dedicated.
Touk
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if you ever find yourself defending something by saying "it's technically legal" it's probably time to walk into the ocean
I'm gonna have a thirdcoffee and that one will surely give me the energy and focus to work 4 more hours, right??
i am the garfield cat of tuesdays
"Portrait of a Lady on Fire" is a film about a woman who can draw and paint well, which is very emotionally taxing on me, a dude who went in already frustrated that I can't draw. *touches earpiece* I'm receiving word that it is not just about drawing and painting.
Portrait of a Lady on Fire, spoiler?
I was totally in their world for 1 hour 57 minutes and then the orchestra hits the exact same music that Force Majeure starts with (Vivaldi's Summer) in case you want to have two panic attacks at once
Portrait of a Boku on Vacation
as an American it is my God-given right to sit in my car for an oil change for as long as it takes Europeans to, like, daytrip to Paris
#looptober where you watch In The Loop (2009) every day
not all heroes wear capes... [rappers who also release the instrumentals and don't make a big deal about it]
I see my Mean Girls bot which intermittently works has missed its biggest day (didn't update for Oct 3) 🤦♂️ @whatdayitwas
wish I could draw!! 🤷♂️
ok but do I have to listen to the original Ode before listening to Ode 2: Joy ?
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I put together some fall looks for you, and oh wow they both feature t-shirts from my shop, how weird
Olive Garden of Eden
superhero of saladcore. NYS
follow reqs OK but please have at least a pic and some posts! bio and introductions help too
he : him
Joined May 2020
