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I learned last year that golden raisins are not made from a different kind of grape 👋

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Wouldst thou like to limp... debizkitly?

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Are You There Aliens, It's Me Mulder

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The worst story in here is “the planet nobody wanted” which is just five pages of a guy saying “I don’t know why nobody wants to live on this great planet!!” and then the sun fucking explodes for no reason

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the Jurassic World sequel shoulda been called The Lost Park: Jurassic World

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neo bullet time but he's dodging tickles

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i bet occam used some wild contraption to shave his face. the most absurd and unlikely machine to cut off his face hair

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"Bob Balaban Fan Club"? no sir, you signed up for the Fob Falafan Ban Club 🚫

Spongebob Balabants. anyone done this

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what is the body but the large adult son of the soul

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Me, witnessing the shape of reality: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me, witnessing a nice breakfast: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Assigned Mail At Birth (2023), about a talking baby who accidentally becomes the US Postmaster General

OGDO stands for "Only the Good Die yOung" (the Billy Joel song, not the proverb)

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respectfully abstaining from vorbposting

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The second rule of smores town is: HAVE A NICE DAY.