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I learned last year that golden raisins are not made from a different kind of grape 👋

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Wouldst thou like to limp... debizkitly?

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Are You There Aliens, It's Me Mulder

all would be perfect in the universe had that character said "ghastly" instead of "ghostly"

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took me like 20 minutes to remember the word "departure". I was like Department? Departening? The Departed (2006) starring Matt Damon??

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Traditional American jobs:

- fur trapper
- adulterer
- person injured in a sled crash
- fence whitewasher
- unemployed farmer
- sea captain driven to madness
- disillusioned journalist
- gold rush prospector
- southern lawyer
- catcher in the rye
- cowboy with a dark secret
- Jay Gatsby

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Accordians of weird Alaxy

*five days since a MovieBowl* damn, I miss MovieBowl

the only "garbage collection" I care about is my DVD shelf from when I was seventeen!!

for $20 I will watch any horror movie and tell you personally the plot summary

in another timeline The Knife got back together and performed "The Captain" at the Bang Bang Bar in Twin Peaks The Return

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The second rule of smores town is: HAVE A NICE DAY.