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Bb minor
best key on piano
don't @ me
(or do @ me
happy to elaborate)

waking with the urge to post 'be chill my tweeting heart'

hot Unicode take 

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Men Wars: Episode Nine: The Phantom Morris

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Avengers: Nine of Ultron
Avengers: Infinity Morris
Avengers: Mengame

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LOTR: The Fellowship of the Men
LOTR: The Nine Towers
LOTR: The Return of the Morris

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bbq sauces be like 'hints of coffee' and
coffees be like 'hints of barbecue'

crediting my posts to Alan Smithee

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enjoying some tunes on these incredibly painful SquarePods™

Mastodon meta complain 

You should be able to text search *your own* posts... There's no privacy concerns like a universal search, and the processing to search one local account should be negligible... ElasticSearch should not be a requirement for this either 💫

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:boost_ok: Bandcamp is waiving its revenue share again this Friday, so artists will get their normal cut of any sales (music and merch) plus the fee that usually goes to Bandcamp. This is a good way to help your favorite musicians survive the pandemic - especially musicians of color, LGBTQ+ musicians, and disabled musicians!

Here are all the dates Bandcamp plans to do this in 2020:
August 7, 2020
September 4, 2020
October 2, 2020
November 6, 2020
December 4, 2020

You know the Bandcamp Weekly

I run an RSS feed of that too (direct RSS link)

Same great mixes, but podcast-compatible, searchable, downloadable, with individual links to tracks (buy and support them!!)

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The second rule of Smores Town is: HAVE A NICE DAY.