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Wouldst thou like to limp... debizkitly?

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Are You There Aliens, It's Me Mulder

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I think there should be a cooling off period for putting someone on your "celebrity I can cheat on my spouse with" list. Like buying a gun, you gotta wait some time after you put them on your list. Makes sure you're really dedicated.

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if you ever find yourself defending something by saying "it's technically legal" it's probably time to walk into the ocean

I'm gonna have a thirdcoffee and that one will surely give me the energy and focus to work 4 more hours, right??

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"Portrait of a Lady on Fire" is a film about a woman who can draw and paint well, which is very emotionally taxing on me, a dude who went in already frustrated that I can't draw. *touches earpiece* I'm receiving word that it is not just about drawing and painting.

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Portrait of a Lady on Fire, spoiler? 

I was totally in their world for 1 hour 57 minutes and then the orchestra hits the exact same music that Force Majeure starts with (Vivaldi's Summer) in case you want to have two panic attacks at once

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Portrait of a Lady on Fire 

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as an American it is my God-given right to sit in my car for an oil change for as long as it takes Europeans to, like, daytrip to Paris

where you watch In The Loop (2009) every day

not all heroes wear capes... [rappers who also release the instrumentals and don't make a big deal about it]

I see my Mean Girls bot which intermittently works has missed its biggest day (didn't update for Oct 3) 🤦‍♂️ @whatdayitwas

ok but do I have to listen to the original Ode before listening to Ode 2: Joy ?

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I put together some fall looks for you, and oh wow they both feature t-shirts from my shop, how weird

https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/

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The second rule of smores town is: HAVE A NICE DAY.