I want THICKER PHONES with FEWER SENSORS and REPLACEABLE BATTERIES and MORE LOCAL STORAGE and I'm not kidding!
@touk think of poor Tom Cook and the need for forced obsolesce to drive profits. Think of those poor google and apple sharholders! The overseas banks and stock brokers who depend on this! You are a threat to ze capitalist order itself, and I am going to report you to our nearest fusion center. Yay capitalism, US govt please dont shoot me now...
@touk Wait, what? Apparently I live in a parallel world where 1 doesn't need smartphones. But why in the world shouldn't they have headphone jacks? Did I miss something? I mean, no radio and no headphones? Or just these stupid Bluetooth headphones with non-replaceable batteries, which you have to throw away after 3 years when the batteries die? Oh wait, I read something about smartphones with non-replacable batteries too! 🤯 Abolish smartphones. #capitalism @be @dumpsterqueer
@touk i want a computer thats still the size of an apartment block, just now it can run 400 different games of red dead redemption in parallel and needs special ontological limiters installed to prevent sentience cascade
@touk for real tho, my phone doesnt come with a replaceable battery so what i did was just glue a battery pack to the back of my phone and i have no regrets
@touk If I had a mobile the size of a Betamax cassette with a full travel keyboard I would be unstoppable
@touk I'd be happy with a microSD card slot so I can choose the amount of storage I want. I don't need much on the eMMC drive.
@touk Here you go, thicc enough?
@touk buttons, monochrome screens, and batteries that don't need to be plugged in 24 hours a day so that google can run fancier adverts
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