I want THICKER PHONES with FEWER SENSORS and REPLACEABLE BATTERIES and MORE LOCAL STORAGE and I'm not kidding!

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*glues 2 phones together to double all its specs*

you, marveling at a modern smartphone:
isn't it amazing what we can fit in 6 mm?!

me, brain glowing brighter than the sun:
yes. now imagine if we had 12 mm.

@touk i want a computer thats still the size of an apartment block, just now it can run 400 different games of red dead redemption in parallel and needs special ontological limiters installed to prevent sentience cascade

@touk for real tho, my phone doesnt come with a replaceable battery so what i did was just glue a battery pack to the back of my phone and i have no regrets

@touk If I had a mobile the size of a Betamax cassette with a full travel keyboard I would be unstoppable

@touk protip: if you glue them with their screens, they will never get scratched!

@rysiek @touk
Speaking of which, what is so damned wrong with a flip-open cover?

Good enough for Star Fleet, isn't it?

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