I've been cast as the new james bond and I'm reallly gonna phone it in, sorry everyone
@touk just for that the writers are adding another genital torture scene
@MmeLibertine fine but they're gonna green-screen me into it
@touk working less hard than even Pierce Brosnan
@touk on a super-advanced wristwatch spy phone, I hope (Apple watch)
@minterpunctdoesn't matter to me, contractually I refuse to wear any watch, they'll have to CGI it in post
@touk Doing the classic line "I’m James fucking Bond, what's all this then"
@andi in the worst, fakest british accent you've ever heard
@touk Full 'US podcaster overconfidently attempting cockney' Australian
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