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I think there should be a cooling off period for putting someone on your "celebrity I can cheat on my spouse with" list. Like buying a gun, you gotta wait some time after you put them on your list. Makes sure you're really dedicated.

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if you ever find yourself defending something by saying "it's technically legal" it's probably time to walk into the ocean

I'm gonna have a thirdcoffee and that one will surely give me the energy and focus to work 4 more hours, right??

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@brion if they're served on a Tuesday, I don't like em!

@ct What the! I thought it won an Oscar. Also Adele Haenel did this and then basically quit acting??

Portrait of a Lady on Fire, spoiler? 

@neoncoughh couldn't look away for 2 hours

"Portrait of a Lady on Fire" is a film about a woman who can draw and paint well, which is very emotionally taxing on me, a dude who went in already frustrated that I can't draw. *touches earpiece* I'm receiving word that it is not just about drawing and painting.

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Portrait of a Lady on Fire, spoiler? 

I was totally in their world for 1 hour 57 minutes and then the orchestra hits the exact same music that Force Majeure starts with (Vivaldi's Summer) in case you want to have two panic attacks at once

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Portrait of a Lady on Fire 

@ct Didn't it win an Oscar?? Or did they not submit it for anything so it was stuck in just "foreign film"

Portrait of a Lady on Fire 

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@hex NO. genre fans don't have to like all the same movies all the time!!

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Libertarians keep telling me voltage is only a voltnumber

as an American it is my God-given right to sit in my car for an oil change for as long as it takes Europeans to, like, daytrip to Paris

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The second rule of smores town is: HAVE A NICE DAY.