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ranking major cities by TTC (Time To Canada)

"Drop the 'The'. Just... 'Mastodon'."

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why is it called parallel parking when the cars are obviously arranged in series

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Toot button?
oh u mean Mastodon Impossible: Post Protocol

breadth (noun): food often eaten with butterth

in a parallel dimension, they're called zunecasts

a global Stuxnet-level computer virus which solely corrects occurrences of "sike" to "psych"

if you Catch Em All, but not in numeric Pokédex order, sorry but it doesn't count

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Damn, y'all hear that new Sam Aleums? Aoty material

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The second rule of Smores Town is: HAVE A NICE DAY.