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disrupting the fashion world by calling jeans "blue pants"

why would anyone buy a copy of Barenaked Ladies "One Week" when you could get Grizzly Bear's "Two Weeks" for the same price... it's basic economics

chicken of the sea?? u mean water pollo?

tfw SparkFun has one thing you want and Adafruit has the other πŸ˜”

doctor: Can you walk at all? Or if you move, will you fall?

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but doctor, *distorted* I AM IRON MANNN

Pasta Don't Preach (it's just a food) [can't talk]

:bing: wikihow flip fish with a large fish flipper

might start using trademarks as β„’quotesβ„’

has anyone ever seen Band Of Horses and Horse The Band in the same room at the same time....

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The year is 2021 and I just typed the phrase "Chuck Mangione Cosplay" into a search engine

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The second rule of Smores Town is: HAVE A NICE DAY.