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"but Spider-Mans... I *am* Spider-Man!"

–Spider-Man,
'Spider-Man: No Way Home' (2021)

Sir, that amount of honklification could decimate a large city!

You damned fools. Lock them down immediately! Not a single Rehonklifier leaves this laboratory!

But sir... we already sent out a hundred Rehonklifiers for real-world testing... also they're untraceable.

God have mercy on our souls. Let us pray no American automobile driver dares honk that first honk.

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We call it the Rehonklifier, sir. It captures any incoming car honk, amplifies it in an acoustic resonance tank, and blasts it back at double the power. It can adapt to any vehicle!

Incredible work. But what if two Rehonklifiers interact?

Two Rehonklifiers wha-

We hadn't considered that-

A "positive feedback loop"-

Rehonking louder and louder, with no limit-

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you vs. the 20 quadrillion ants she told you not to worry about

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BIG PUMPKIN

I kind of wanted this to look like Lyn Severance art, she did the Ben & Jerry's Cookbook and their older package designs, but there's definitely a touch of Peter Max in there too

https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/

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you: ha ha New Zealand has 6 sheep for every one human

me, eyes glowing fiery black: this planet has 1 Billion ants for every one human

how will I know when the Hillification has begun, I tell ya hwhat

who deletes emails. just mark everything as Read for 20 years.

Children of Men, but like, the Muppet Babies version of Men (2022)

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The Unfinished Tweets are getting breakfast.

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For sale - girlfriend Abysmal man at work... maybe a giant bottle

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The second rule of smores town is: HAVE A NICE DAY.